So… updates on my life

Friday: I went to kanes and mobbed the place for my free mp3 player. Sure enough, they gave me a number (62) and then I went around and found members of my family so I could use their driver’s license for the number (I dont have one of my own) So, I get it (and everyone else wants to use it despite the fact that it is MINE,  and I was the one that found the commercial that told me I could get a free mp3 player) and it holds like 160 songs and it isnt bad. it doesnt shuffle, you cant pick what you want to listen to, and the sound sucks… but for a free thing, it was well worth the effort I had to go through to get it. (also, kanes has lovely furniture… horribly expensive,  but pretty)

Saturday: I’m pretty sure I sulked all day long.

Sunday: hmmmm… i think that was another sulking day.

Monday: So… I  go to the mall to see if there are any sales, I buy bedsheets (I think I mentioned this before), my family and I blow like $10 trying to fish an i- touch out of a vending machine — or a claw machine, what ever you call it. that thing with the stuffed animals except this one had an i-touch, a mall giftcard, and a gold watch (BTW… if any of you reading this has like… random music playing technology lying around that you’re just dying to give to me, you can be assured that I will love it and care for it and hoard it…  just throwing that out there… if you wanna send me free technology). Every store has this  “Shoplifters Will Be Persecuted”  sign. (yeah, I copied and pasted it. On my mac, that’s apple + C… on this shitty windows its ctrl + c… I have to reach my pinkie a lot further away on this windows comp. Very uncomfy for my hand…. windows should change that, switch around the ALT and the CTRL). And I’m like.. of course you will be, is there really a store in which you can just go in and steal stuff and nobody calls the police? If there is, someone needs to send me the name of that store.  And lastly, my computer was hogged for like… seven hours while people tried to unite MSN and Y!Messenger and GT and AIM and all that onto one super mega chat thing-y. Why? It’s beyond me, I liked it fine before… but whatever. (And if you buy a used computer… i guess you should get rid of all the old info on it)

How dare that McDonalds f*** me over like that?

So, I was at McDonald’s right? One in the mall. So… I’m there, ordering my food and all and I have a coupon for a free coffee after 2 pm. So I try to cash in my free coupon and they wont give it to me because they aren’t a participating McDonalds… I was pissed. So, I’m all “Whats my total?” And they’re like… “A dollar ninety one.” And I say to them “I ordered of the dollar menu… I dont pay 91 cents in tax. It should be a dollar seven.” And they’re all “we don’t do that here…” And I’m like… “M-hmmm…… So… every McDonald’s can have a dollar menu, but because your located in a mall, you get to be all special.. I am not about to pay a whole another dollar just because I’m in a mall.” and then I walk of, being all angry.

I have another McDonald’s story…

I was out with a friend and I wanted him to order the bottom half of a bun for me. So… we go out, I make him order me only the bottom half of a bun at McDonalds. (I dont want the oily fried meat touching my bun, nor do I want the sesame seed half)  and the cashier lady looks at him and says “Boy, do you got a problem?” and so I get up in that lady’s face and say, “No, he doesnt have a problem. But I do. I’m fat and I’m short and I’ve had an eating disorder since I was eleven and I tried to kill myself like… a week and a half ago.”