so, I’m at the library and a man in a delivery truck is wheeling in a huge case labled “Vodka” wtf?
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what do people do with VODKA at a LIBRARY?
Posted: September 8, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: a, delivery, do, in, library, people, so, truck, vodka, what, wheeling, with
To all those people who are in such a rush…..
Posted: August 1, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: all, check, check-out, dan, faster, fewest, greeting, line, meyer, out, payment, people, pick, rush, those, to, who
What Check- Out Line Should You Pick:
Choosing a lane.
Pick the one with the fewest people, even if their carts are filled. It will move faster than one with more people but fewer items. Why? California-based mathematician Dan Meyer says it takes about 3 seconds to scan each item, but over a minute per customer for greetings and payment—especially if they’re clueless with the credit card machine.
Facebook people with the most fans…
Posted: July 3, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: arak, castration, castrato, cristiano ronaldo, dr house, facebook, family guy, fans, Gaga, hugh laurie, justin bieber, Lady, Lady Gaga, larynx, lil wayne, linkin park, mafia wars, man, megan fox, micheal jackson, most, obama, people, pop, president, singer, soprano, taylor swift, texas hold em poker, the, usa today, vin diesel, with
Lady Gaga– On July 2 – reached 10 million fans on Facebook, making her the first living person to achieve this honor,
President Barack Obama, who has 9.5 million fans, had the most followers for a living person on the leading social networking site until Lady Gaga surpassed him.
Gaga ranks sixth overall for most Facebook fans. According to USA Today, Facebook, the Family Guy, Michael Jackson, Texas Hold ‘Em Poke, and Mafia Wars are the only other entities with more Facebook fans than the pop singer.
The other figurers in the top 10 are
Vin Diesel, ( I can honestly say I have never heard of him)
Barack Obama, (okay, this one is the current president… what exactly is he doing on facebook)
Megan Fox (yeah… her… )
Dr. House (Hugh Laurie) (I like house… but is he really such a sarcastic asshole in the show as he is in person)
Linkin Park (never liked them.. listened to a song of theirs “ass like that'” didnt like it all that much)
Lil Wayne (him…..)
Cristiano Ronaldo(I’ve never heard of this guy either)
Justin Bieber (ah him…. does anyone wonder why he still sounds like a chick?)
Taylor Swift (Drew looks at meeee… i talk through my songs cause i cant really sing… Romeo save me, I really don’t have any guitar skillsss…) But despite what people may think of taylor, I think she’s a cute singer, I have a lot of her music on my i-tunes. they have some appeal.
You know, just a little history lesson here :
A castrato (Italian, plural: castrati) is a man with a singing voice equivalent to that of a soprano, mezzo-soprano, or contraltocastration of the singer before puberty or one who, because of an endocrinological condition, never reaches sexual maturity. voice produced either by
Castration before puberty (or in its early stages) prevents a boy’s larynx from being transformed by the normal physiological events of puberty. As a result, the vocal range of prepubescence (shared by both sexes) is largely retained, and the voice develops into adulthood in a unique way. Prepubescent castration for this purpose diminished greatly in the late 1700s and was made illegal in Italy in 1870.
As the castrato’s body grew, his lack of testosterone meant that his epiphyses (bone-joints) did not harden in the normal manner. Thus the limbs of the castrati often grew unusually long, as did the bones of their ribs. This, combined with intensive training, gave them unrivalled lung-power and breath capacity. Operating through small, child-sized vocal cords, their voices were also extraordinarily flexible, and quite different from the equivalent adult female voice, as well as higher vocal ranges of the uncastrated adult male (see soprano, mezzo-soprano, alto, sopranist, countertenor and contralto).
Never believed in them till i saw it with my own two eyes… lol
Posted: July 1, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: can, cmplete, disorder, eating, fortune, future, joke, mind, mystics, people, see, teller, tellers
Vintage Fortune Teller Postcard
well… mystics… you know, those people that can see the future. Definitely thought those guys were a complete joke before one totally told me “I know you have issues with eating” before I had ever told anyone and I was all ‘holy crap’ in my mind.
How insane some people can be…
Posted: June 30, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: away, blow, hurricane, insane, man, miles, mph, people, stupid, tree, two, weather, weatherman, wind
The Weatherman
Okay…. your a weather man. if you tell me that there is a hurricane outside, I’m gonna believe you. You dont have to go outside and prove it to me. Really, you dont. A picture of a tree blowing in the 100 mph wind will be fine. you dont have to go out there and blow away… really, I mean it. You really dont need to get within two miles of a hurricane to impress me.
Black, Red, and Sea Foam Green – my 3 Crayons
Posted: June 28, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: black, blue, colors, figure, foam, green, i, people, red, sea, stick, three, use, what, would
Black
Black is for lines, I mean… I cant draw my stick figure in yellow or something and have it look normal. Besides, my hair is black.
Red
Cause it’s my favorite. I love red.
sea – foam Green
eh.. there’s a lot of green in the world. plants and what not. and you can also pass sea foam green of as a blue-ish.
Hey everyone, job markets …. and gimme a chopping block and let me practice my execution now! (like the fifth wife on Henry VIII)
Posted: May 20, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: again, air, air port, and, animal, animal, asylum, before, better, bin, black, caffine, chopping, clear, do, entire, execution, facility, farm, farm, flu, funny, give, i, insane, it, job, job market, leave, let, looney, market, me, mental, mold, monkey, month, my, now, people, plane, plannet, porn, port, practice, random, resorting, scrape, sex, something, swine, swine flu, the, tons, tuesday, visit, water
Hey to the … 100 something people that have actually visited this, i dont know how many of you actually read it for more than a day but i like to think that there are tons of people following my every move. LOL.
So… yeah, on my ranting of the job market. one of those 200 places i called actually called me back and offered me a job. Working only saturdays and ocassionally tuesdays. Oh well…. I guess some work is better than no work. I’m going to be working at the air port restoring old planes. Which means I’m probably gonna be stuck scraping mold of a plane… but whatever, it’s what we all strive for, right?
As far as me… well, my visit to some clear water facility for an entire month is being planned as I type… It sucks. I cant do another month with a tv that shows only Animal Plannet and… other crap that nobody cares about. (Okay, here is what i dont get, all sexual ideas are strictly prohibited in my mental asylums… yet, here I am, watching two monkeys bang each other like there is no tomorrow, and that isnt inappropriate? I mean, how different is normal human porn from monkey porn? ) anywho, I cant do another month with no hot water, no caffine, no privacy, five minute phone calls and like… mean nurses yelling at me, and waking me up at 3 am to take my vitals and horrible hospital food and… all that other shit that they charge me $800 + a day. I cant sleep on a pillow made out of plastic. I cant live in a 55 degree enviornment to kill of all the… swine flu or whatever they have. I cant … I cant do it again. And no… I am not going to just give up into their demands and eat!
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